ORBIT  HAUNT

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Extended Base Reflectivity RADAR spots Halloween Ghost over U.S.

REAL SCARYCOUNTDOOMSCARY REAL

ADVANCED DOOM! ONLY THE FORTUNATE WILL ROT.

END THE WORLD?  SISSY STUFF!  BLAST A CHUNK OUT OF THE GALAXY!

Worried about saving the spotted owl? How about opening a white hole in Chicago, summoning primordial energy and blasting a supernova to zap everything eighty light years out?

I had two old aunts with wrinkled faces, one of them having two teeth protruding like the tusks of an elephant, which she buried in my cheek every time she kissed me.

COUNT

 IMPS, GHOSTS, VAMPYRES

.ART BELL

..BIG ANIMATION

 HAUNTED HOUSE

ONCE A MIGHTY HUMAN EMPIRE?

CYDONIA-EAST

DRACO SPOOR, GREYS, HYBRIDS

 CYDONIA, THE WIDER VIEW

DARK MYSTERY  .   ANCIENT SAGA  .   THE FACE  .   TEMPLE OF HORUS

ALL HALLOW'S EVE: CELTIC NEW YEAR

Druid'sMirror

ARE WE ABOUT TO BE SLAPPED BETWEEN THE EYES BY THE REAL COSMOS, WHICH IS DARK?

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CROAK ALONG WITH CAP'N KENT

THIS QUESTIONABLE CHANTY

A TOTALLY TERRIFYING G-G-GHOST CHANTY
A captain bold from Halifax
Once left his captain quarters,
Seduced a maid who hanged herself
One morning in her garters.
His wicked conscience smitted him,
He lost his stomach daily,
He took to drinking turpentine
And thought upon Miss Bailey.
|: Oh! Miss Bailey, unfortunate Miss Bailey! :|

2. One night while sleeping on his ship,
The captain heard a banging,
He left his bed and went on deck,
And saw Miss Bailey hanging.
His timepiece stopped at Midnight
And his candle burned quite palely.
And from the mast a ghost stepped down,
Behold it was Miss Bailey.
|: Oh! Miss Bailey, unfortunate Miss Bailey!:|

3. Away, Miss Bailey, he implored,
You don't affright me, really,
Dear Captain Smith, the ghost replied,
You've used me ungenteely.
The coroner was hard on me,
Because I acted fraily,
The Parson would not bury me,
Though I'm a dead Miss Bailey.
|: Oh! Miss Bailey, unfortunate Miss Bailey! :|

4. You won't believe me when I say,
The captain got soft-hearted.
He gave the ghost a five-pound note,
With which she then departed.
'Twill bribe the sexton for my grave,
And so I leave thee gaily,
Oh bless you, wicked Captain Smith,
For rescuing Miss Bailey.

|: Oh! Miss Bailey, unfortunate Miss Bailey! :|