FRIEND:
HELLO
BARDSQUILL:
JELLOOOOOOOO
FRIEND:
what the hell is
going on with this anthrax deal?
FRIEND:
AMAZING SOAP DEVELOPED
BY SANDIA KILLS ANTHRAX +!!
FRIEND:
http://www.rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=13275
BARDSQUILL:
yea, ordered some
of that
BARDSQUILL:
a gallon, [hickup]
BARDSQUILL:
sorry, was outside,
firewood came
BARDSQUILL:
also got rice,
beans, blackeye peas and spam
BARDSQUILL:
now Wife REALLY
mad at me.
FRIEND:
why?
BARDSQUILL:
she gets mad at
me for ordering survival stuff
BARDSQUILL:
thinkz I'm a nut
FRIEND:
well you are!
FRIEND:
heh
BARDSQUILL:
awww jeeeeeeez
BARDSQUILL:
nuthin but trouble
FRIEND:
LOL
BARDSQUILL:
meanwhile SHE goes
out and buys some dum Acme chicken-cooker, covers entire counter space, have
to make a sandwich in the bathroom
FRIEND:
poor kent
BARDSQUILL:
she buys more weird
doohickies
FRIEND:
that's what women
are for!
BARDSQUILL:
grrrrrrrrrr
BARDSQUILL:
think I'm burnt-out
FRIEND:
think I know what
you mean!
BARDSQUILL:
5 years ago I published
Chasing
Shadow, that was IT. A thousand pages later only thing that says
it all was the story in the first place
FRIEND:
ain't that the
way it always goes!
BARDSQUILL:
In the tale, the
evil govt. agents bust daddy and daughter for telling stories, ruins the
status quo. What else needs to be said?
FRIEND:
and what is that
statement about life imitating art??
BARDSQUILL:
maybe I'll push
all the rest back and run it again
FRIEND:
world has gone
insane....
BARDSQUILL:
Daddy gets placed
in the mind-munching machine, saved by daughter by turning him back into
a bear, who busts the straps and escapes with the help of a houseplant. Makes
perfect sense!
BARDSQUILL:
Now Bear must save
daughter, but doing a crappy job, no houseplant THIS TIME!
FRIEND:
maybe you need
an EGGplant!
BARDSQUILL:
good idea
FRIEND:
........sigh......
FRIEND:
Kent...are we going
to die soon?
BARDSQUILL:
will if we don't
vocally resist
BARDSQUILL:
everybody scared
to resist, best way Ghandi-style.
FRIEND:
we always resist....may
be the only two left...but WE always resist
BARDSQUILL:
yup
FRIEND:
you and me against
the world..do dah do dah
BARDSQUILL:
I get more email
from concerned readers telling me to lay low, gadz, what does it take to
put a burr under their tails?
BARDSQUILL:
most of the fear
comes from psyops
FRIEND:
yesss..i know.....
BARDSQUILL:
kenty-psyops them
dummies back
BARDSQUILL:
America falling
to poop, bunch of wimps.
FRIEND:
aargh
BARDSQUILL:
them yuppies all
still sittin around blathering about correctness, whilst the jackboots take
over downtown DC
FRIEND:
AARGH
BARDSQUILL:
see the plan works,
they have tossed us dum stuff to argue about so we don't totally get it.
FRIEND:
I say AARGH again..sigh
BARDSQUILL:
argue about sexuality,
whether to say Indian or Native American...
BARDSQUILL:
meanwhile, THUMP
FRIEND:
meanwhile BOOM
BARDSQUILL:
synch
FRIEND:
yep