EMPEROR KENTON IMPERIAL CURRENCY

If you are out of the old worthless money, you may send me a tip in Kenton Imperial Loot--will save me printing it up-- both sides please.  Upon Emperor Kenton's demise it will be worth a fortune, by the way this currency-issue has flaws which will increase the value upon my demise. DECREE [In continuation of the policies of Emperor Norton I, my former incarnation] Being desirous of allaying the dissension´s of party strife now existing within our realm, [I] do hereby dissolve and abolish the Democratic and Republican parties, and also do hereby mandate the disfranchisement and imprisonment, for not more than ten, nor less than five years, to all persons leading to any violation of this our imperial decree." --Seattle, May 4, 2003" -- EMPEROR KENTON

P.S. Check out Iraqi currency, pretty flashy I'd say!

Now THIS is BIZARRE!