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2. But if you are a scroungy beatnik mangy artist, like yours truly here, barely making it to the next can of catfood, then freely take the cottonpickin KENT-TOONS (right-click and save), BUT LINK BACK TO ORBIT for cryin out loud! However, when you DO get a few extra coins, send a tip, SHEESH!
3. If you are a Hollywood rip-off ratso-type, then nothing will prevent a sleazy-rip, but you will be subject to the haunt of the Muses! Watch out! Snake-headed god/godesses ain't fun, nosireee!
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Is this crummy busyness scheme here going to work? Who knows! Maybe Kent will ascend to Artist-Heaven, otherwise known as Capitalist-Hell. Maybe our idiot leaders will nuke the world and all its sister planets. Maybe a big magic wormholey zipper will unzip in the sky and ZAP-- suck away all crumbs in the cosmos forever!
IS THIS ALL CORNFUSING? EH? Proly is, advice most eagerly sought from real sensible busyness tycoons. Y'all could syndicate my lame brain, better hurry, ain't gettin any younger. We'd all be filthy rich FOREVER, if there is forever.
Anyways, in any case do c'mon back--ol Koot Kent here will change the toons amost-daily unless there ain't nuthin sic and funny happnin anymore. Give me an email prod if I forget, gettin senile.
Sigh, enough said, Kent Steadman, Editor:
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