It´s the 535 members of the United States Congress - the same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of the US in line!

Though I have escaped the insanity of the unspeakable ones

and a slow treacherous death,

I watch the rolling waves with a heavy heart.

I have many wives and offspring

but I´ve not yet completed my punishment.

Like some cruel joke, the laughing sea calls to me.

Day after day after day, the sun rises and falls,

and still no sign of a ship.

How I wish I never laid eyes on the Water Witch.

Water Witch!...oh how I hate thee.

I have it all...... but I fear I shall die a lonely man´´

Silverbones 1726